lacigreen:

spookysis:

WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE

(Source: kinicky, via maximumstop)

demoncolbert:

i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him

i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy

(via frankiethenimrod)

unbeliev-ers:

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

movin my hips like yeah 

this is what yahoo payed $1.1 billion for

(Source: kungfupancham, via shawnspencerpsychicdetective)

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

(Source: nolmiafmpos, via hiddenpower-water)

hatchworthsmoustache:

hatchworthsmoustache:

sometimes i lay in bed and hold my laptop so the front is balancing on my stomach but sometimes i drop it and it falls forwards and the screen hits me in the face really hard

please stop reblogging this omg

(via dungeonsdeep-andcavernsold)

tylerfucklin:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.

why would i want blank paper

(Source: l0stkeys, via flirtmaster)